Detect Asshole (nsfw) (yangsky.com)
submitted 9 hours ago by kefs
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psed 38 points 8 hours ago* [-]
Think Anus Detection is a bit much? Why don't you try these on:
- Breast Detection
- Breasts Detection
- Cowgirl Sex Position
- Eye(s) Detection
- Face Detection
- F22 Detection
- FBI Seal Detection
- Fellatio Detection
- Flame Detection
- Golden Gate Bridge
- Image To Data/Text
- Lip Detection
- Mouth Detection
- Panda Detection
- Porn Detection
- Pubic Hair Detection
- Sunflower Detection
- Vehicle Detection
- Vulva Detection
- Vulva-Hand Detection
I mean, really — Anus, Vulva... Panda? That just made my day.
kermityfrog 1 point 2 hours ago[-]
If you look under the pandas, you can do a search for "dirty panda"
unknownsoldierx 66 points 8 hours ago[-]
That's no different than any other job.
awesome_cougars 36 points 8 hours ago[-]
Q: What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
A: A proctologist only has to look at one asshole at a time.
UniqueUsername 0 points 2 hours ago[-]
One serves up drinks in a bar, and one looks at peoples anuses (anusii?) for medical reasons. Sorry, was that supposed to be a joke?
thebillmac3 15 points 7 hours ago[-]
flagGay = scrotum1.touches(scrotum2);
JayJupiter 4 points 8 hours ago[-]
Is the blur really necessary?
PossumTucker 3 points 4 hours ago[-]
I don't think it works. I didn't see a single image of George Bush anywhere.
robeph 2 points 4 hours ago[-]
There is an example on one of the pages of an inline porn censor. It doesn't block, it simply passes the image with white squares around offending parts. This truly isn't a bad thing, if this ran in businesses (where seriously people shouldn't be held culpable for sites that for whatever reason like to stick ads with shit in them, even though they're otherwise quite safe for work) the images would be there, but the offensive sections blanked out. I see no issue with this.
Also yeah, a porn categorizor would be functional too. "I want to see nothing but asses..." ok here ya go, it's like an extra check box in GIS.
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ProducedRaw 4 points 7 hours ago[-]
You are making a joke by deliberately stating the point of his joke.
awesome_cougars 64 points 8 hours ago[-]
This seems to work a bit differently than my asshole detector, which primarily scans for SUVs with rims, polo shirts, fake tans and bleached tips.
jeeebus 3 points 8 hours ago[-]
polo shirts?
awesome_cougars 20 points 8 hours ago[-]
Yep. Polo shirts.
cruise02 11 points 8 hours ago[-]
Can you refine your algorithm to detect multiple popped collars, or does it just pick up any and all polo shirts?
awesome_cougars 7 points 8 hours ago[-]
A single polo shirt with the collar in traditional position will be flagged, but will receive a lower score than the good gentleman depicted in the above link.
cruise02 4 points 8 hours ago[-]
That makes sense. I just hope it's not a linear scale, because that guy looks like he's an exponentially bigger asshole than say, this random guy.
thebillmac3 5 points 7 hours ago[-]
Yeah, but that dude loses 5 points for resemblance to Ben Afleck.
jeeebus 3 points 8 hours ago* [-]
Agreed. Not all polo shirts fall under the asshole category.
But then again, I have never met the man, so for all I know he could be a total dick.
Wartz 2 points 3 hours ago[-]
that girl is hot
devision 3 points 2 hours ago[-]
Eh, she looks like a normal girl... I don't detect any exceptional hotness, just exceptionally bad taste in men.
megablast 1 point 5 minutes ago[-]
Well she isn't all dolled up like a 2 o'clock tart...so i guess she ain't hot.
SumErgoCogito 1 point 7 hours ago[-]
No, that came from the douchebaggery detector.
MelechRic 3 points 7 hours ago[-]
Barbed wire tatoo on the arm?
honda63 0 points 3 hours ago[-]
Why bleached tips?